Voicemail
08:14 AM
male
You were so freaking drunk last night!
08:15 AM
male
I wasn't that drunk :)
08:16 AM
male
Dude, you tried to send your mom a voicemail by shouting into an envelope then throwing it out the window:/
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What a nice comparison
And? Are you texting regularely?
I don´t answer her!
Why???
Yeah.. I don´t know.. I don´t want to read things like "I miss you so, but only amicably", that´s like "I´d really like to give you sth of my food, but only plate and cutlery"..
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too much face in your make up
Hey Taylor, I really enjoyed our date yesterday! Maybe we can repeat it?
Sorry, but you had too much face in your make up ;)
You´re an asshole!
And you a piece of plastic :D
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unisex
You really hooked your tutor?? :D
So "unisex" becomes a new meaning... ;)
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seems like grandma doesn´t agree..
You wanna eat steak, too?
No. I don´t eat meat anymore
Or gammon steak?
No thanks, no meat.
I can also make some sausages for you!
Grandma! NO MEAT PLEASE!
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You should´ve been glad...
How bad is what I´ve done yesterday??
I´ll get over it... although... You constantly interrupted me and this nice guy with any policy themes.. The conversation was just going so well -,-
Fuck, sorry! What were you talking about?
Tractors
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who´s max?
How much money shall I spend on Yvonnes birthday gift?
I´d say max 15 pounds
Huh? Who´s max?
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... says it all
What was the test like?
Let´s put it this way.. The scope sounded something like this: You´ve got carrots and broccoli. Now make a fruit salad of it.
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men!
I´m bored
You´re a woman. You´ve got boobs. Play with them, this´ll never get bored :)
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yeah that´s it
I´m coming not until 8.. my washer needs a little bit more time..
oh she can follow you :)
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What are friends for?
11:16 PM
ok sleep well..
11:58 PM
so did you think of switching your mobile phone to silent tonight?
Fuck you -,-
00:01 AM
:D :D :D great this works again and again
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a man at the ladies
The mens toilet was full so I´m sitting at the ladies now!
Dude! What they´re babbling!!!
I´m gonna stay here forever :D
But how funny it sounds when they pee :D
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no.. I´m really serious about that
00:24 PM
Do you know that when your mobile has only 4% battery left and you´re too lazy to stand up and get your charging cable?
00:30 PM
Yes..
00:36 PM
hello?
00:41 AM
You´re kidding me!
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Justin Bieber is not gay
male
Justin Bieber is gay
female
Justin Bieber is not gay
male
??
female
You have to be a man to be gay
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I think my sister wants to pinch my boyfriend...
Why?
We were cuddling, my sister came, digged me away and laid her beside him
I thought your sister is only two??
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