parents always see through you
03:47 PM
Greetings to my lovely parents! I'm gonna sleep at Jamies.. I'll come home tonight/tomorrow
Now the truth?
We are all totally battered and we're gonna sleep in the car now. And we've lost Robert!
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Scram!
03:46 PM
Do you know who´s lying next to me in bed? :)
No, who?! :o
Neither do I! ._.
Should I bunk now?
Scram! As long as you can!
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11:32 PM
How about you?
Sometimes there´s the “too many hot guys problem”
Definitely not here!
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I didn´t want to hear that!
female
OMG! These jeans make me look so fat!
male
Well, based on all the food you instagramed in the last two weeks, it´s probably not the jeans that are making you look fat.
male
Buuuttt that´s just my opinion ;)
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sports is murder
Just made 10 situps
Those were the worst two hours of my life
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a bit mischievous?
I hit a tree
WHAT? Are you okay?
Or should I say oaky?
Haha
Sorry
But actually
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Why don´t you suggest a relationship to him?
NO! It´s too early yet!
But to sleep with him is not too early?
That´s something other
You mean to say Sex is ok, but holding hands is going too far??
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revenge is stubbly
If he call it off again, I´m not gonna shave for 3 weeks! Revenge is stubbly!!!
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Tell me… why does she always look so magnificent on photos? What decides whether you are photogenic or not??
Your face.
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on the plane
Would you like some headphones?
Why yes! And how did you know my name is Phones?
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You are selling… what?
female
Hi, I saw your penis for sale on Craigslist. Is it still available?
female
If so I would like to come and take it for a test drive tonight sometime.
male
Hi, I´m selling a prius. Is that what you meant?
female
YES!!! Apologies new phone
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Sometimes I wish I were you… Cause then I could be friends with myself.. That would be super-awesome!
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03:54 PM
Spending time with you is too great to describe with words.. Last evening I realised that I love you!
04:32 PM
ok… awkward silence…
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holidays fucked up
02:40 PM
HOOLLIDDAAYY!!
06:03 PM
Hospital!!
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sometimes anticipations burst like bubbles
Just saw the hottest boy alive! *-*
Forget it. His constant boyfriend didn´t feel happy about it as I tried to flirt with him :o
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