sometimes anticipations burst like bubbles
Just saw the hottest boy alive! *-*
Forget it. His constant boyfriend didn´t feel happy about it as I tried to flirt with him :o
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love? is in the air
MOM! I´m pregnant again! There must be something in the air!
yeah your fucking legs
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and who would you want to be?
Who are you? Someone changed all my contact names
What did they change my name to?
Batman
DON’T CHANGE IT BACK
But who the fuck are you?
I´m batman NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
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How´d it go at the party yesterday?
No idea.. Haven´t seen any pictures yet
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Maybe I'm adopted?
01:31 PM
If your uncle asks you tomorrow what has happened today and why he has such a headache, tell him he ran into a street lamp.
01:45 PM
WTF are you doing Dad??
01:54 PM
Your mom and me had to carry him upstairs because he was so drunk. Unfortunately he slipped from our fingers and fell downstairs as stiff as a board. His head thudded on every step.. idiot!!
01:58 PM
OMG what kind of family am I born into…
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Ouch…
My dreams were shattered years ago
How many years ago?
How old are you son?
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Thats how you prepare
female
Darling? We have to talk about us…
male
Say no more! First I´m going to get the vodka
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I knew that... really!!
I really wonder who´s gonna forget my birthday.
Why? When's your birthday? :)
Today! -,-
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aliens on earth
08:12 PM
OMG! I´m getting kidnapped by aliens! What should I do?
08:12 PM
Take a towel with you!!!
08:14 PM
That´s why I love you so much. You never ask me what the hell is going on with me and you´re always handing out good advices :D
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too shy
I really don´t understand how others do this with flirting...
I´m even too shy to order some extra ketchup at Mc´Donalds
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just karma
hahaha you get out of the car and it starts to piss down - this is what I call instant-karma :D
Sarah saw me standing in the rain and gave me her umbrella... We´re going to have a "cosy evening" now ;)
Are you serious??!?! :D
... karma
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He really fucked up
I broke up with Stephanie, only because of you my angel!
Aha,SO YOU BROKE UP WITH ME??
Fuck -,-
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ate frozen pizza??
So how are you?
I´m ok, just ate a frozen pizza
don´t see what all the hype is about, because I chipped my tooth on it. Almost impossible to eat
I think it´s just supposed to be cold pizza not frozen
what? It literally comes frozen stupid
You´re supposed to cook it...
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It looked all cozy
01:13 PM
Imagine that! I woke up in a bush!
I know
Huh, why??
cause I laid you there :D
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brief
06:20 AM
Get in touch with me once, please. Greets Mom
06:23 AM
Touch.
06:30 AM
Good.
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